Warning: these pictures could cause jealousy (though look out of the window

Warning: these pictures could cause jealousy (though look out of the window

If we were a celebrity, we'd go on so many holidays it would be out of control. People would resent us, and get annoyed when they saw us tweeting from the beach, and we wouldn't care - we'd be too busy ordering a Mojito and signing up for the pool bingo.

So we don't blame Coleen Rooney for heading off for what is about her billionth holiday of the year, to Las Vegas with her family.

... and this is Coleen's bottom: life is good

 

We can't work out if that's a water or an alcopop

Coleen, this is way too much exertion for a holiday, sit down love

... and there's Wayne! He probably can't get in the sun too much, he is awfully pale

We would also like to note that Coleen is looking mighty fine in her bikini, and may well have our ideal celebrity body. The little waist, the hot curves - nice.

Coleen was hanging out at the pool on holiday with friends and family, including - unsurprisingly - her husband Wayne (football's over, he's on his holidays until some more football starts) and her baby Kai (he can't really be left alone).

She was also seen phoning someone - potentially a mate who can tell her what happened in Corrie last night.

This is all such a lovely positive story that we don't really want to note that she is picking her nose. Though maybe this is just what they do in Vegas, as here is Katie Price - who has also been in Vegas - doing the same thing.

What, er, happens in Vegas...