Robert Pattinson: "Twilight made me feel useless"

Robert Pattinson: "Twilight made me feel useless"

To be honest, there’s always been something about RPattz that makes us think of eyeliner and side-partings and Myspace photos taken from weird angles. Of course, there’s also something that makes us just think “FIT”. So it’s never really mattered very much. 

Unfortunately, in case you hadn't guessed from all of his previously gushing interviews, the pale-one-from-Twilight has just confessed that he really, really didn’t enjoy being, um, the pale-one-from-Twilight . And he sounds so sad about the whole thing, we’re being forced to stop Google image searching his face, and start working out how to post him a packet of Kleenex instead.

 

Go on Kristin, give him a hug

Was it Twilight that made Rob feel "useless". Or just Kristin listening to her iPod while he's trying to talk?

“Playing the same part for a while, you just run out of ideas,” he wept onto his interviewer’s sleeve admitted in a completely formal and normal interview with Shortlist. “You feel kind of useless, you don't know what to do anymore.”

"I'm not trying to get away from it,” he went on to add, definitely not while wiping his snot on a picture of Stephanie Meyer, and running at 80 kilometres an hour away from the Twilight poster stuck to the wall behind him. “You're screwing yourself, you're saying you think your work is s**t if you try and get away from it. And I never thought it was [s**t]. But I kind of got to the end of my inspiration."           

"You get to the point where you're like, 'I don't want to do a film for a teen audience anymore'.

Instead, it would appear that Rob wants to do films for busin ess-men-in-New-York-who-like-getting-their-hair-cut-and-having-rather-unhygienic-sex-on-the-back-seat-of-their-limousine. Which isn’t a niche market at all.

 

Cosmopolis comes out on the 15th of June. Which we’re hoping should cheer the sad little vampire up a bit.

That, and the Kleenex. Obvs.