“Alex is taking the piss out of Chantelle. The tranny’s desperate for money” – Katie certainly doesn’t mince her words on her ex, does she?

“Alex is taking the piss out of Chantelle. The tranny’s desperate for money” â€" Katie certainly doesn’t mince her words on her ex, does she?

So, Katie Price has another new range of underwear out, which is good, because it means we all get to stare at Jordan’s boobs and bum , which isn’t exactly a chore.

We also got to stare at her totally fit fiancé Leandro, who is most definitely easy on the eye and who was forced by his brilliantly bossy wife-to-be (and all of the press gawping on) to strip off and join her in the shoot. It was awful â€" probably the most difficult thing we’ve had to watch (that’s a lie obviously, proof below).

Leandro is certainly all man

Leo and Katie work very well together

 

But aside from glaring at some fit, naked flesh, Katie sat down in her bra and knickers to have a little girlie chat with us and it wasn’t long before her estranged (some might say, just strange would do) husband, Alex Reid, popped up in conversation.

Alex and his very pregnant fiancée Chantelle Houghton, as you may or may not know, have had a few issues of late and she moved out of their shared home for a bit to sleep on the floor of her Essex flat.

So, Alex did a magazine photoshoot wearing a fake pregnancy bump and recreating some pap pictures that were taken of Chantelle struggling to carry a load of shopping bags on her own while he was away stripping on tour with his stage show, Wildboyz (seriously, you couldn’t make this up, could you?)

How sympathetic, (some might say pathetic), of him.

This is not good (bet you're still trying to see what's in her bags though - pretty sure we spy crisps)

 

Obviously we asked his wife (they’re STILL not divorced), Katie about her thoughts on the pictures and this is what she said: “Actually I was shown that today and think that’s the biggest insult he could do to Chantelle,” she said with almost as much force as she ordered Leo onto the bed previously.

“[He’s] taking the piss out of her. It just goes to show the man’s desperate for money and will do anything â€" as much as trying to get my money.

“I haven’t done any interviews on him and I won’t, but all I’ll say… oh here she goes…,” she said as she realised she was about to say something anyway and a little tiny pair of hands in our head clapped in excitement…

“When I say something about someone, I’m always right. It always takes time for it to be proven. All I’m gonna say is, ‘I told you so’ and you probably all know what I’m on about’.”

What we’re pretty sure she’s on about is her very open revelat ions when she announced her split from Alex, that he was more interested in fame than in making their marriage work.

Just having a little adjustment...

 

“Our difficulties were also not helped by Alex becoming more fascinated by life in the media eye.

"Alex’s desire to promote himself caused a change in the dynamic of our relationship and contributed to our alienation,” she said in a statement announcing the end of their wedded bliss union.

Katie and Alex (and some very bad shoes)

 

Since then, Katie’s repeatedly accused him of being fame hungry â€" we can’t imagine why…

So, it’s safe to say Ms Price won’t be making friends with Alex again then? “I would certainly never talk to that man again… well it’s not a man is it.”

Cue awkward giggles.

We also asked Katie about her next wedding to Argentinian hunk Leo, but er, Alex seemed to surface like a bad smell again.

"I’m not even thinking of weddings. I’m not even divorced from the tranny yet. As soon as I’m divorced from him, them I can start thinking of the future.”

We did manage to get some other non-Alex-based goss out of Katie too, but we’re going to make you wait for that, because we like to tease (and because the video goblins are currently still working on the interview).

Come back to see the full low-down on Alex, the current state of her relationships with Peter Andre and Victoria Beckham and a whole lot of talk about boobs a bit later.

There was no camel toe in sight - she was very careful to avoid this. Just saying