Sabtu, 30 Juni 2012

Mick Jagger gathers his exes around him for wedding of daughter Jade

Mick Jagger gathers his exes around him for wedding of daughter Jade

The three greatest loves of Sir Mick Jagger’s life were gathered ­together under one roof ­yesterday as the Rolling Stones legend walked his eldest ­daughter down the aisle.

The 68-year-old rocker was joined by his first wife ­Bianca Jagger, 67, the woman he left for his second wife Jerry Hall, 55, and his current girlfriend of 10 years, designer L’Wren Scott, 45.

The wedding of his daughter Jade, 40, to DJ Adrian Fillary, also 40, took place at upmarket Aynhoe Park Hotel, near Banbury in the Cotswolds.

Kate Moss
Model guest: Kate Moss

 

Wearing a striking purple striped suit, Mick ­happily posed for ­pictures.

Guests included supermodel Kate Moss, whose daughter Lila Grace was a flower girl, and Jade’s half-sister, model Lizzy Jagger.

Jade’s daughters ­Assisi, 20, and Amba, 17, from her previous ­relationship with artist Piers Jackson, are believed to have been bridesmaids.

L'Wren attends Jade Jagger's wedding
Arrival: Mick's girlfriend L'Wren Scott

 

Mick, whose Stones hits include Let’s Spend The Night Together, is reported to have performed in the evening as part of the entertainment. He is also thought to have picked up the bill for the lavish celebrations, which pals called “Jadefest”.

Jewellery designer Jade ­accommodated her 150 guests by creating a village of tepee tents pitched around the wedding venue. A source told the Sunday ­Mirror: “Jade loves festivals and that sort of atmosphere. It’s her own little version of ­Glastonbury.”

If Miranda Kerr had an evil twin sister this is EXACTLY what she'd look like

If Miranda Kerr had an evil twin sister this is EXACTLY what she'd look like

We don't ever get bored of looking at pictures of Miranda Kerr - and if you do YOU'RE NO FRIEND OF OURS.

Sorry, we don't know what's come over us with all the capital letters. It must be the shock of seeing Miranda as a sexy evil blonde.

Miranda Kerr
This is the hottest thing we've seen this summer

 

The Victoria's Secret model was snapped looking all David Bowie-esque during a photoshoot in New York yesterday.

She had on a platinum blonde wig, a shiny silver t-shirt, bright blue metallic snakeskin patterned trousers and the most awesome astronaut boots we've ever seen.

And the saddest/most amazing thing? She looks a squillion billion times hotter than we do on our very best day - even while she's wearing ridiculous clothes and a pretty tatty wig.

Or maybe this isn't actually Miranda Kerr, but her evil twin sister out to take over her life and steal her baby and husband? Like in Sweet Valley High! (Just us?)

Someone should do something! Quick!

Hey, don't look at us - we're spending this afternoon shouting at Andy Murray and eating chips.

And just in case you've forgotten what Miranda usually looks like, have a gander at these snaps of her leaving the shoot - with a gratuitous extra shot of her lovely shoes, because hell, why not?

Miranda Kerr
The sweet Miranda twin

Miranda Kerr
Hmm...We're almost kind of preferring the blonde. Scandalous
Miranda Kerr
Nice shoes
 

This is the second time we've been able to ogle her this week - a lovely treat for all - as her cover shoot for Harper's Bazaar was released yesterday showing her marching around a garden in leather riding gear looking for all the world as if wearing chaps and brassiers to work is totally normal.

This issue of Harper's is out on Monday 2nd July

 

In the interview 29-year-old Miranda says she's thinking of giving 18 month old Flynn a little brother or sister. When asked if she wants a bigger family, the Aussie said, "I think probably, yes. Having a child is the most incredible experience.

"What's surprised me most is just how incredible the bond is between you and your child. To watch him grow and evolve everyday is really inspiring."

We'll tell you what's inspiring - seeing how hot she looks as a blonde. We're off to dye our hair red. (We're already blonde, so that won't work). We'll let you know how we get on.

Justin Bieber hangs up on radio interviewer after Harry Styles 'mum' joke goes wrong

Justin Bieber hangs up on radio interviewer after Harry Styles 'mum' joke goes wrong

Justin Bieber ended a US radio interview after the host made a joke about Harry Styles and his mum.

Well, actually it's a bit more complicated than that.

On Detroit's radio show 'Mojo In The Morning' on Thursday, interviewer Thomas 'Mojo' Carballot mentioned Justin's friendship with One Direction and then said, "Do you worry about Harry [Styles] around your mum since he likes older women?"

Justin responds with, "I think you should worry about your ma, bro," and laughs.

To which the interviewer replies, "I should worry about my mum? Justin, my mum's dead so unfortunately I don't think that will work."

Then there's this horrible silence...

The LONGEST SILENCE EVER.

And then Carbollot goes, "This is where the interview goes really south, right Justin?"

And then there's a dial tone.

Awkward.

They're soon told that Justin was upset with the question and won't be calling back.

Harry Styles from 'One Direction' seen at BBC Radio One
Harry - just a world of trouble, aren't you?

 

They recap on the situation in the clip below. The thing is they seem to think that his hanging up is bratty and "he shouldn't take himself so seriously" - but here in 3am Towers we're not convinced it's a case of himself taking things too seriously.

He's laughing when he responds to the Harry question and is just doing a typical "your mum" response. Replying to that with "my mum is dead" seems kind of unnecessary. What's Justin meant to say back to that without sounding like an insensitive idiot?

When the interviewer listens back he even goes, "wow, that was actually harsh", but then still carries on suggesting Justin's turned into a bit of a brat.

Earlier in the interview Justin does get narked when Carbollot tells him he thought 'Boyfriend' was by Justin Timberlake when he first heard it. Justin reckons his voice actually sounds nothing like Timberlake's and he doesn't want it to - he wants it to sound like his own.

Fair enough, he is a bit r atty at this point, we'll give them that. But ending a joke about someone fancying your mum with "Well, my mum's dead" is just harsh.

The radio folk wonder why Justin would get offended when even his girlfriend, Selena Gomez, has said Justin doesn't want Harry near his mum - but we don't reckon he's offended at that at all, he's offended by the "dead" comment which can only have been made to make him feel uncomfortable. Yes, the interviewer's mum is dead - but Justin clearly didn't know that and was just trying to make a joke.

What do you think? Was Justin justified (a Timberlake reference for you there) in hanging up or should he have tried to shuffle out of the awkwardness and stayed on the phone?

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Katie Price to Leo's ex: "Why don't you get a job rather than sell stories about the father of your child?" (video)

Katie Price to Leo's ex: "Why don't you get a job rather than sell stories about the father of your child?" (video)

Leandro Penna has just tweeted us a link to a video of his fiancee Katie Price having a (really quite civilised) rant at his ex for selling a story about him.

The beginning of the ten minute YouTube clip is a recording of a television news story about Romina's story. We don't yet know what the story she sold is about - only that it obviously involves their relationship and their four-year-old daughter, Sofia.

Sofia was the result of a three-month fling between the pair way before he'd even heard of Jordan, but Romina has previously been quite vocal about how she feels about Leo and Katie's relationship, saying Katie "is just another stupid rich girl who has fallen for his charms."

Romina seems to have spoken to the Argentinian press more recently though - and her story hasn't gone down well with either Leo or his girlfriend.

Katie Price and Leo on the phone to his ex
"Why don't you go get a job?"

 

You have to wade through about six minutes of Leo talking to Romina on speaker phone in Spanish, but at about 7 mins in Katie takes over and asks her why she gave such details as "you only slept together once or twice" and then the conversation below happens:

Katie: "If you want money, you can get a job and make money. You don't have to sell stories to make money. Get a job like everyone else.

"Because what you've done is going to cause damage to yourself, Leo and your daughter now.

"We could have protected you, but now you've done that...

"But you said to me on the phone that you're not interested in the media, you're not interested in the internet, so you've clearly done it for the money. Why don't you get a job if you want money?

Romina: "I do what I want anyway. I don't tell you what to do. I'm not talking about you."

Katie: "Yeah, but about Leo, the father of your daughter - rather than tell stories about him, why don't you get a job? Why don't you go to work?"

Romina: "I don't understand you anymore. I'm not listening."

Katie: "Why make money on the father of your child...Hello?

Then the video cuts off.

Leo captioned the video "watch this!".

He's currently back home in Argentina starring on their version of Strictly Come Dancing and Jordan has joined him for a bit out there.

Which is handy for Leo because if there's one woman we'd like to have on our side in a row, it's Miss Price.

Katie Price and Leo on the phone to his ex
That's not Katie Price filming there. Just in case you were confused

And in more cheerful news, find out where Leandro ranked in our 100 Sexiest Men In The World list.

Celebrity make-unders! What would celebs look like without fame and fortune?

Celebrity make-unders! What would celebs look like without fame and fortune?

Ever wondered what Madonna would look like if she'd given up on the whole singing lark and decided to become an office temp?

Or what Rihanna would look like if she jacked in fame to become an ultra-conservative neighbourhood watch representative?

Or what would become of Britters if Simon Cowell ripped up her X Factor contract?

Well, wonder no more! The amazing Danny Evans, (aka Planet Hiltron), has created a group of pictures of celebrity alternative lives and posted them on this Facebook page.

And they're amazing.

What millions of pounds, a personal chef and, most of all, a great hairdresser can do, eh?

Have a look through our gallery below and start feeling a smidgen better about your own split ends, crooked teeth and cheap clothes. (No offence.) 

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Simon Cowell: 'The Voice producers know what they stole from me'

Simon Cowell: 'The Voice producers know what they stole from me'

It's been all quiet on the Cowell Front recently (apart from the whole 'neck lift' thing, obviously) so we're thrilled to see Simon back to his ranty best. He told Canadian reporters that those pesky folks at The Voice US have nicked lots of his reality television format ideas, which is actually a pretty big accusation considering he is the God of Television and can probably smite anyone who steals from on high.

(We're picturing him standing on the top of a massive television holding an aerial aloft in his clenched fist.)

When asked by the reporters whether he is looking to change the structure of The X Factor USA 's second season, he said "I am. I'm not going to say what it is, because as you know we are going to be competing with The Voice.

No question of doubt, but I've already seen from last year to this year elements of what we were doing on these shows. Producers do that. They see something they like and they'll nick it and you end up with both shows looking the same."

The Voice US
The Voice US judges snapped just before they broke into a thumping rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody

 

When asked what he thought The Voice "nicked" from him, Cowell added: "I don't even want to mention it. They know.

"Anyone who watches both shows, you'll see where they started and where they got to and what changes. I have seen it on other shows, as well.

"Like I said, it's the nature of TV producers, they will do it. We have been working on some ideas for a year, some may work, some won't, but I am trying to make it different for the reasons."

But Cowell did credit The Voice for its idea of The Spinning Chairs Of Judgement.

"I'm going to suggest a little addition, not only does it spin, it ejects people - all the way through the ceiling."

We'd watch that.

The X Factor US judges, Britney and Demi Lovato

 

Cowell has previously said that The Voice UK and The X Factor are the "same show" and suggested that The Voice should be on the radio.

The second series of The X Factor USA will launch later this year. The auditions are taking place at the moment with Britney Spears the big name draw on the judging panel.

Ah, Britters, how we've missed you and your head-shaving ways. (Please don't shave your head again.)

She's joined by Demi Lovato who is currently batting away rumours of a romance with One Direction's Niall Horan.

And which Welsh celeb did Britney snub recently?

Let's all look at Robbie Williams' hot wife's baby belly

Let's all look at Robbie Williams' hot wife's baby belly

We love happy news and especially on a day like today when the whole Tom and Katie divorce shiz has made us feel all conflicted (why didn't Tom know? Can it really have come out of the blue? WHO'S GOING TO GET SURI?). So praise the good news Gods for Robbie Williams who posted this lovely snap of his wife, Ayda Field, looking all preggers and gorgeous. 

He wrote "My two girls!" under the pic and is clearly as excited as a puppy about his impending fatherhood.

Robbie, 38, revealed that his wife of two years was pregnant with their first child in March. He wrote on his website, "Hey friendlies, I've been keeping a secret from you all. Me and Ayda are going to be a Mummy and Daddy this year!!!!!!

"We had sex! It works!"

(We closed our eyes while writing that last bit. We still like to believe babies are dropped from the sky by long-legge d gentle stalks.)

He continued, "We've seen scans and cried...looking at babies in commercials and teared up...the nursery is already planned.

"Basically I'm in love with a little person growing in mummy's belly...and can't wait to be a daddy. Crying now.

"Much love, much joy. Roberto, Mum and Little Bump. xxx"

A week after this he announced the baby was a little girl.

Robbie Williams posted a picture of his pregnant wife Ayda on his website today
Ooh, we approve of the eggshell white walls, Rob

Not only do we like this pic because Ayda and her bump are ridiculously attractive and clearly massively happy, but also because we can have a peek into their house, which appeals to our nosy nature.

Look at the chandeliers! How big does that room look? And is that Farrow and Ball's eggshell white on the walls?

Gary Barlow recently said that he reckons Robbie's baby will be a smidgen foul-mouthed. He said, "Rob will be a great dad, he'll be a lot of fun and it'll be the making of him, because having kids is the making of people, I think. Although the child will probably be swearing by the time she's three."

Robbie Williams and Ayda
That's gonna be one pretty foul-mouthed baby

 

And if you're wondering why Gary reckons Robbie's got such a gutter mouth, he's previously explained how, "I was born and raised (for the first three years of my life) in a pub. One of my first words was f**k. And one of my first sentences was, 'Give me a f***ing Harvey Wallbanger please.' (FYI I didn't get one.)"

We love Robbie. We wish he was around more being hilarious. We remember one time he was on the television programme Cribs and at the end told the cameras to "Bugger off, while I survey all that I own."

Brilliant.

What's not so brilliant? Gary Barlow's tax situation apparently. But he shouldn't worry too much about that - he's been voted 65th on our 100 Sexiest Celebrity Men list. Ogle at the full list here. 

The 65th sexiest man in the world?

 

 

 

Jumat, 29 Juni 2012

Victoria wasn't scowling at the Spice Girls reunion she was just tired. Well, that's what Mel C says

Victoria wasn't scowling at the Spice Girls reunion she was just tired. Well, that's what Mel C says

AS Emma Bunton, Geri Halliwell and Melanies B and C excitedly clung to each other during the Spice Girls reunion, one member of the clan looked ­decidedly underwhelmed.

So underwhelmed, in fact, that it seemed like she would rather be battling cholera than ­grinning inanely beside her ex-­bandmates.

But Victoria Beckham’s refusal to cosy up to the other four girls wasn’t personal, according to Mel C.

The Liverpudlian star, 38, has stuck up for the artist formerly known as Posh, insisting that she is 100% behind the girls’ new musical endeavour, Viva Forever.

As it turns out poor old Posh, 38, was just tired. Very tired indeed.

Mel, at the Nordoff Robbins O2 Silver Clef awards at the London Hilton, said: “It’s annoying when people say Victoria wasn’t smiling or didn’t want to be there. She really did. < /p>

"It was a flying visit and both her and Melanie [B] were exhausted as they’d flown in from Los Angeles.

"She was so tired but, among us, she was on great form.

“It’s great that she decided to make the trip at all.

"She’s a very busy lady and in the middle of designing a new range. It "’s certainly not easy for her.”

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The Chisholm, who is performing at the O2 in Jesus Christ Superstar next month, ditched her trademark Adidas for a hotblack catsuit/all-in-one number at ­the awards yesterday.

Speaking about the girls’ forthcoming charity auction, where they’ll be selling off their old outfits, she added: “It’s about time.

“I don’t need all those costumes lying around the house, I need to get rid of them!

“It was an idea we just sort of had off the cuff and suddenly it has taken off. It’s great.”

Cheryl Cole is much smarter than idiot pranksters doing fake interviews

Cheryl Cole is much smarter than idiot pranksters doing fake interviews

Cheryl Cole walked out of an interview when she was repeatedly asked the philosophical ­conundrum: “Why are we here?”

That was an incredibly smart move because the interviewers were undercover comedy ­pranksters from BBC3, more concerned with winding Cheryl up than unlocking the secrets of the universe.

I wonder why these ­anonymous comedians think they are in any way superior to her.

Do they imagine that their ambition is any less desperate than Cheryl’s? That their talent is any greater?

That their contribution to culture will be any more ­significant?

They look much more stupid than she does.

Cheryl might not bring much originality to the world, but what is remotely ground-breaking about them?

Spoof interviews were funny when Ali G did them, because the jokes were s o elaborate, and played out so perfectly.

But Sacha Baron Cohen is a comic genius. These guys are not in the same league.

They just made Cheryl Cole look intelligent.

Nora Ehpron: An inspiration and fantastic female role model

NORA Ephron, who has died aged 71, was a writer and filmmaker of boundless wisdom and wit.

She was also a fantastic female role model for growing girls. “Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim,” she advised.

What a talent. What a woman. What an ­appetite for life, love and laughter.

Nora’s great line from When Harry Met Sally, muttered by a woman contemplating Meg Ryan’s fake orgasm, should be carved on her gravestone.

“I’ll have what she’s having.”

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"I most probably won’t be single for long": Tulisa looks hot and sounds flirty on Ibiza holiday

"I most probably won’t be single for long": Tulisa looks hot and sounds flirty on Ibiza holiday

Looks like tanned Tulisa forgot to slap on the X Factor 50 lotion.

The sun-kissed singer was pictured enjoying the hot weather in Ibiza where a week of soaking up the rays has resulted in a full orange glow.

The former N-Dubz star, 23, wore hoop ear-rings and a black and white-striped bikini while relaxing in the water and strolling on the beach.

A well-deserved break to the party island comes after judging a series of wannabes at The X Factor auditions.

Following a quick dip, slimline Tulisa went to the Ocean Beach Club in San Antonio to party with pals.

Despite a late night, she was up first thing to chat to Capital FM’s breakfast show, where she spoke about her split with fella Jack O’Connell, 21.

“You know me,” she said. “I most probably won’t be singl e for long.”

Certainly not when you look as hot as this, Tulisa...

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She also revealed she’d been trying to squeeze some gossip on Britney Spears, 30, out of X Factor USA stand-in judge Louis Walsh, 59.

“He won’t tell me anything,” she said. “I keep trying. I promise you.

"I will get it out of him eventually, though.”

#TomKat Twitter reaction: "Relationship was Mission:Impossible" joke web cynics as others shed tears

#TomKat Twitter reaction: "Relationship was Mission:Impossible" joke web cynics as others shed tears

The Twitter-sphere exploded into a #TomKat frenzy after news broke of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' divorce after more than five years of marriage.

The phrase "Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes" immediately began trending worldwide on the social networking site.

Some cynics made light of the break-up and speculated on whether there was a prenuptial agreement.

While others seemed genuinely upset at the news.

Comic Sue Perkins tweeted: "You mean she's made it past the perimeter fence?" and then added: "I imagine Tom is consoling himself with a glass of champagne and a full Thetan audit #tomkat"

User @chipnicodemus joked: "She must have watched Rock of Ages"

@DepressedDarth said: "Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes finally decided that pretending to be in love was 'Mission: Impossible'."

Fashion editor Lisa Haynes ?tweeted: "#TomKat is no more?! I thought sofa jumping meant it was for life" - referring to Tom Cruise's infamous Oprah Winfrey intervi ew.

 

While @joedinardo wrote: "BREAKING: Katie Holmes cites Tom's building of a space ship made from aluminium foil in living room as reason for divorce."

Katy Marshall joked: "So the five year contract comes to an end and the Daily Mail gets custody of Suri #TomKat"

But @maxduvalier struck a more mournful tone. He tweeted: "Trying to watch the famous Oprah video again. Can't look... Just tears. #TomKat"

And Kara Baskin added: "The whole Oprah couch-jumping thing feels so fake to me now. #tomkat"

Other users linked back to a 2005 interview with Katie Holmes featured in W Magazine, in which she said she and Tom "would always be in their honeymoon period".

Looks like their honeymoon period is well and truly over.

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This is big, people: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting divorced

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