We’re aware that Alex Burke is eating a melon while her boobs are on display, but we refuse to write a pun about it

We’re aware that Alex Burke is eating a melon while her boobs are on display, but we refuse to write a pun about it

Fresh from releasing her latest hit single (oh wait… sorry, that was someone else) Alexandra Burke has been flaunting her curves by the pool in Miami.

The singer was snapped wearing a halterneck bikini yesterday afternoon as she chilled out at her posh hotel with friends.

At one point, Alex started fondling a piece of melon, igniting dozens of puns in our brains â€" each one more embarrassing than the last.

You're supposed to eat it Alex, not wave it around to make sure everyone's got a good shot

 

Celebrities get wedgies too

Hair extensions and the ocean do not come hand in hand

The star has been tweeting from her trip to the States (largely about Michael Jackson), uploading a cheeky snap of herself along with the comment: ‘Poolside’.

Say what you see. Later on, Alex hit the beach, writing online: ‘I always feel at peace when I'm in the ocean... It takes everything away’

It’s great to see that Alex is back on form following her split from Jermain Defoe. It’s thought that she dumped the football player after her messed around with other girls.

Alex tweeted this snap of herself to show Jermain what he's missing

 

Hence the ‘Look how damn hot’ bikini twitpics that Alex has been posing for â€" it’s good to show these boys what they’re missing.

Tulisa’s been at it and all â€" check the bikini snaps she used to rub ex Jack O’Connell’s face in it yesterday here .