Cheryl Cole is much smarter than idiot pranksters doing fake interviews

Cheryl Cole is much smarter than idiot pranksters doing fake interviews

Cheryl Cole walked out of an interview when she was repeatedly asked the philosophical ­conundrum: “Why are we here?”

That was an incredibly smart move because the interviewers were undercover comedy ­pranksters from BBC3, more concerned with winding Cheryl up than unlocking the secrets of the universe.

I wonder why these ­anonymous comedians think they are in any way superior to her.

Do they imagine that their ambition is any less desperate than Cheryl’s? That their talent is any greater?

That their contribution to culture will be any more ­significant?

They look much more stupid than she does.

Cheryl might not bring much originality to the world, but what is remotely ground-breaking about them?

Spoof interviews were funny when Ali G did them, because the jokes were s o elaborate, and played out so perfectly.

But Sacha Baron Cohen is a comic genius. These guys are not in the same league.

They just made Cheryl Cole look intelligent.

Nora Ehpron: An inspiration and fantastic female role model

NORA Ephron, who has died aged 71, was a writer and filmmaker of boundless wisdom and wit.

She was also a fantastic female role model for growing girls. “Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim,” she advised.

What a talent. What a woman. What an ­appetite for life, love and laughter.

Nora’s great line from When Harry Met Sally, muttered by a woman contemplating Meg Ryan’s fake orgasm, should be carved on her gravestone.

“I’ll have what she’s having.”

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