“My breasts get bigger and bigger”: Cameron Diaz tries it on with David Attenborough on telly

“My breasts get bigger and bigger”: Cameron Diaz tries it on with David Attenborough on telly

We’ve always wondered why the beautiful Cameron Diaz is still single â€" and now we know.

She’s been holding out for David Attenborough.

And on tomorrow night’s Graham Norton Show on BBC1, Cameron is finally presented with the chance to try it on with the 86 year old.

With a huge grin on her face as she gazes at David across the sofa, Cameron, 39, tells him: “I am so excited to meet you, because I wanted to be a zoologist.  I thought I would be one for my entire life and I did end up studying animals, but human animals.

“As an actor that’s what I do, but I find so many surprises when I watch your shows.”

Playfully flirting back, David tells her with a cheeky look in his eye: “I could teach you all sorts of things. You should see the outtakes.”

And a giggling Cameron responds: “Perhaps we could have a private viewing.”

Cameron couldn't get enough of David on the sofa

 

Despite being separated by Graham and told to get a room, Cameron then goes onto brag about her breasts, clearly hoping to attract the hunk that is Sir Attenborough.

Describing her new movie What to Expect When You’re Expecting, Cameron talked a lot about the fake breasts and bump she sports in the film.

She said: “The breasts got bigger and bigger, there was probably 15 of those weird silicon cutlet things in there.

“They were amazing and I was like, ‘Wow these are awesome!’ So I had to show them off to everyone shouting ‘Look at these!’ They looked very real.”

After trying everything else, Cam resorted to a huge boob chat

 

Not finished with the boob chat, Cameron continued: “We were shooting in Atlanta and it was very hot and it got very swampy here [waving her hands around her boobs] and by the end of filming these beautiful breasts were literally hanging down to my waist.

“I was so upset but thought, ‘Well that’s nature, that’s what’s going to happen anyhow.’”

Hmm, Cameron lost it a bit there. David is pretty open about nature, but surely even he would draw the line at sweaty boobies.

Cameron and David would make the best celebrity pairing EVER

But bringing it back, Cameron described her perfect man, while glancing across at her dream chap. When Graham asks her if she likes to be the alpha female in a relationship, Cameron said: “It depends, but I do like an alpha man around to out-alpha me.”

Watch this space â€" these two will be falling out of the Sanderson Hotel in no time. In fact, that’s exactly where Cameron went straight after the show â€" we’re going to have a closer look and check whether if David is hanging back in the background of her drunky pictures.