No mooning today, Miley? Or are you just showing off your short shorts?

No mooning today, Miley? Or are you just showing off your short shorts?

Miley Cyrus has been snapped wearing an almost identical outfit for two days in a row, which wouldn't be remotely newsworthy if the outfits weren't quite so, well, newsworthy.

On Wednesday she wore the teeniest tiniest shorts we'd ever seen and then bent over in front of a slavering pap . Because her shorts were basically a denim thong, this was undeniably a mooning.

It's a full MOON

 

Then yesterday she stepped out in another pair of miniscule shorts, another belly-baring crop top and the same checked shirt. Check out our gallery below.

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Which has led us to ponder a few things - see below:

1. That shirt needs washing. Preferably at 40 degrees.

2. Lots of people are saying she's not wearing a bra. Do they have X Ray specs? How can they tell? Why don't we have bra-spotting X Ray specs?

3. Her 11 hours of hardcore Pilates lessons a day are clearly paying off. Look at her legs! Look at her abs! look at her arms! Look at her engagement ring!

4. She's clearly very chuffed with her new bod. As she rightly should be.

5. There was no pap on hand to catch her bending over this time...Ooh, maybe that's why she's tied the shirt around her waist - so when she does bend down we won't all point, laugh and make frat boy noises. (Like "Awoogah!")

6. Why has she stolen Justin Bieber's shoes? (See pic below)

The bondage club down the road called, Justin. They want their clobber back

 

Miley tweeted "I love being a fiancee" yesterday which proves that she's probably over her rage after some of her Twitter followers got a strop on after pictures of her cavorting in a swimming pool with her assistant Cheyne Thomas were published - Cheyne is NOT her fiance Liam Hemsworth, FYI.

Woah! That's not Liam. SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING

 

She wrote, "So now because I am engaged I can't have a friend of the opposite sex?...

"Maybe YOU would have friends too if you'd get your face out of the tabloids and start living your own life :) unfortunate".

Yeah, you heard her! Get your face out of those tabloids! No, wait - don't! Come back! How will you see her short shorts if you leave? See? We knew you'd come back.

If you like scandalous clothes, you'll rather like Rihanna's outfit this morning.