“I’m happier than I’ve ever been in my life”

“I’m happier than I’ve ever been in my life”

So since announcing his divorce from Katy Perry back in December (which by all accounts kind of took her by surprise a bit), Russell Brand hasn’t exactly been the master of sensitivity.

He pretty much started dating immediately (we’re being polite using that word, we all know what Russell’s idea of dating is â€" it involves lying horizontally and making animal-like noises) and has been seen with a number of pretty ladies.

He’s also been quite open about his feelings and how quickly he got over his short but heady marriage to the lovely Katy, giving a number of interviews involving lines like, “divorce is difficult because of the admin,” and “I’m dating and I’d get married again”.

Then he unfollowed her on Twitter, which was the most serious of all ‘I’m over you’ signs…

That was until he announced on stage at the MTV Awards that he was “keeping my eyes peeled for my next wife”. He met Katy at the MTV Awards.

But now Russell has just revealed that he’s happier than he has ever been and it’s down to yoga and deep stuff that literally befuddles our brain when we read it.

Russell was happy when he was with Katy's dad too

 

“I try not to compartmentalise things too much into years, but generally speaking I’m happier than I’ve ever been in my life,” he’s just told The Sun.

“Of course I went through a divorce which isn’t good for anybody, but that was that bit of time - that was really lovely - this is this bit of time - this is really lovely.

"I’m dedicating myself to all sorts of interesting things you know.

“Transcendental meditation, kundalini yoga, these things are right good for the old spirit.”

Katy and Russell just couldn't see eye to eye

 

There is more and we’ll include it now, but to be honest, this is where we start to glaze over and get a headache. He basically says this is how he stops himself reaching for the booze and fags, in the style of Bridget Jones.

“TM really works you know, it’s good for your health â€" both mental and physical. You know how in physics they say that everything came from a big bang? Well all these people believe that everything is from a unified field of energy and if you tune your brain into it, much the way you tune a radio in, it’s a more positive frequency than a negative frequency of human consciousness.

“Tune yourself into a higher consciousness, that’s what I say. Change the dial.

This makes us sad

 

“It’s easy. You just say a word over and over again in your head, they teach you how to do it. It’s easy. It’s mantra meditation. Anyone can learn to do it and anyone should.

“You can just use it to have a relax instead of having a fag or a drink, or you can use it to connect with a different form of consciousness.”

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